Fancy! We are being #fanciest! RT @: Photo: Beautiful NYE @kittenwithawhip (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/HqF7T9R9

I’m going with a tad cutesy. RT @Francis_Lam: “Sweet oniony goodness”: appealing phrase, or horrid?

RT @JoshMalina: I dream of a world in which cupcake war isn’t necessary.

I have been tasked with family’s Christmas morning whiskey sours. I enjoy having a chance to play to my strengths. And get family blotto.

Oh, right - I’ll be on the CNN a few times this weekend, chatting with @sanjayguptacnn ‘bout food, nostalgia, holidays & regret. Awww!

Folks? Take it away. RT @shanacarp: where could one buy in NY a goat to roast on christmas (friends need it)

“I need a Scotch flavored drink,” sez Coach. Friday Night Lights, why did I not find you so very, very much sooner? #FNL

Purple Pig just caught my eye. Snack on the way to lunch seems perfectly cromulent, no? #chicago #food

Price just jumped from “free” to $14.99/lb! RT @nhallfreelance: they’re not little bitty, they’re artisan fingerling yams.

I was feeling all smug about growing roof potatoes. It’ll be impossible to live with me now that I’ve achieved front stoop sweet potatoes.